fire little, firelight.
2005-06-02 @ 12:56 p.m.

Vice is one of my favourite publications; if not only for their lude humour and blatant crudness. A few months ago in the sex edition, there was this photograph in the dont's section of a bunch of leftist hippies hanging out at a rally together. The caption reads, "If there are still any of you who refuse to hate the left, this little snapshot ought to put you over the edge. From the self-indulgent bongos to "Tigger" (complete with baby knapsack and his name shaved into his head) to the relentlessly uneducated blowhard who rams the talking stick so far up his own ass it's sort of like he's skullfucking your ears with his dogma, these people are worse than the fucking bible-thumping, right-wing, corporate, fascist... oh wait, they're EXACTLY THE SAME as those guys."

if you care so much about africa, what are you doing on your porch drinking coffee and fucking with traffic?

i'm off to toronto tonight. see everybody on tuesday.

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